Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Landlord: A Lost Satire That’s Socially Honest and Ironically Prophetic






Time’s a funny thing. It contains a lot of things, but doesn’t always keep track of everything. Moments fall in the cracks. Some moments are forgettable; others shouldn’t be. One of the moments is a movie called “The Landlord,” an adept, racially-charged and thoughtful satire that makes “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” looks like “Enchanted April”.

Wanting to leave his family’s affluent Long Island abode, breezy, twenty-nine-year-old, blue blood Elgar Enders (Beau Bridges of “The Fabulous Baker Boys” and “Jerry Maguire”) buys a tenement building in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn and hopes to convert into a rich hippie pad. However, the residents, all poor and African-American, won’t (unsurprisingly) abide being relocated, using comical scare tactics or hermetic indifference. Elgar counters by the film’s title, earning admiration (Pearl Bailey’s delightful as a fortune teller); seduction (Diana Sands’s a frustrated housewife/hairdresser; Marki Bey’s a strong yet out of place mulatto artist and go-go dance at a nearby nightclub) and scorn (a pre-Oscar winning Louis Gossett Jr. as Sands’s militant yet derelict husband; Mel Stewart of “All In The Family” is an unlicensed teacher, who guides the neighborhood children) in the ghetto while infuriating his parents (Walter Brooke and Lee Grant, who earned an Oscar nomination for this gig) to high hell and a half. This is what happens when you put too much cream in your coffee.

Armed with a smart, sharp, funny and poignant script by actor-scribe Bill Gunn (the avant-garde horror film, “Ganja & Hess”) that adapted from a now-scarce novel by Kristin Hunter, Hal Ashby (“Shampoo”, “Being There”, “Harold & Maude”, “The Last Detail”) made an impressive debut as a maverick director, after editing films for Norman Jewison, who supervised the film’s production. With his skills and d.p. Gordon Willis (the Godfather saga, mentored Mike Chapman of “Taxi Driver”), Ashby gives “The Landlord” a funky, gritty, kaleidoscope narrative, complimenting the tale’s consciousness. Soliloquies, flashbacks, visual thought balloons are here and cool. It’s fascinating and ironic that a white director (despite being middle-age at the time, Ashby was quite the hippie) and a black screenwriter (Gunn was a writer of all trades) worked in sync to examine the racial, social and economical gaps between their ethic camps. There’s a flashback scene of Elgar’s all-white grade school class; “Children, how do we live?” the teacher asks. It cuts to a black man having the inability to hail a cab. How do we live? How indeed.   

None of the cast makes a false step, no matter how big or small their roles. Bridges, obviously scarred by his father being blacklisted in the 1950s, is pitch-perfect as the title character, a naïve, overgrown Little Lord Fauntleroy, thinking racial strife can be achieved by common courtesy without learning why there is in the first place. Ms. Sands, (“A Raisin In The Sun”) who sadly passed away three years after the film’s release, finds Elgar fascinating (and sexy!) as sassy but delicate Franny, who wallows in the memories of her beauty pageant days. Not because he’s rich and white but “socially pure”, unlike Gossett (“An Officer and A Gentleman”, “Roots”), as Copee, a rightfully angry black man who wants to fight back against the system that broke him but neglects Franny and their son. No wonder the kid smokes and Franny…well, cream and coffee…

Singer Pearl Bailey’s a wise hoot as fortune teller Marge, who accepts Elgar’s attempts to redeem the building’s derelict conditions. Lee Grant (who worked again with Ashby on “Shampoo” and was also blacklisted) is quite the hypocrite as Joyce Elders. She accepts black people…but not too close. When she and Bailey get high and drunk, you’ll know why. There’s also Marki Bey (the black zombie grindhouse yarn “Sugar Hill”) as Elgar’s second girl, Lainie, the mixed daughter of divorced parents, who feels the “heat” when she’s with Elgar. Unlike Gossett’s Copee, Mr. Stewart’s more subtle in his animosity toward his landlord. He lays the final blow that makes the rich kid grow up. Straight-forward comical elements are handled by Mr. Brooke as Elgar’s father; future sitcom director Will McKenzie as Elgar’s brother; Robert Klein (“The Pursuit of Happiness”) as Elgar’s brother-in-law and Susan Anspach as Elgar’s pot-head sister. Through it all, there are neither good nor bad people in the film, just victims of social prejudice and expectations….okay, Joe Madden as Elgar’s grandfather, silent, senile and wheelchair, is probably one, a relic of old, good white boy prestige gone to pot. Look out for future Garry Marshall figure Hector Elizondo.

Lively and funky is the music by Al Kooper, the co-founder of the white R&B group, Blood, Sweat & Tears, bookended by two hard, soulful tracks by the Staple Singers.   

Ignored by the public upon its release, “The Landlord” has become a holy grail to filmmakers and movie fans. It’s also a prophecy; once derelict Park Slope is now a haven for the high-pocketed crowd. Sadly, the social problems still exist, making the film, like the sitcoms of Norman Lear, timeless. It deserves a proper DVD release. Maybe a limited double-bill showing with the recent “Django Unchained”; they both deal with “how we live.”  



Friday, January 25, 2013

Gira Gira

Want to see and hear the Italian version of "I'll Be There" (Gira Gira) by Lola Falana and Rocky Roberts, the man who sung the Django theme? Here it is!!!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Another Cool Mural


Another mural I took a picture while in Jamaica, Queens.

Cool Mural

A cool mural I took a picture of at the Metropolitan Avenue subway station in Brooklyn.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Rules A Black Man Shouldn’t Break

I’m guilty.

What’s the crime?

I’m a black man who doesn’t see the world like everyone else, specifically like you average, grade-A, African American male. Since I was born, I purposely defecated and urinated on the galactic stage called life by being my own person and offending the sheep. Suck. I really suck at being part of the sheep. I really do. So, after some soul searching, I decided to list some directives I broke. You blerds out there reading this should take these rules to heart and give it to anyone who’s like you.

1) A BLACK MAN SHOULD HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD

You reach a certain age when you’re a black man and you don’t have a criminal record, you’re really not that much. Being a straight-arrow won’t give you much street cred. If you want to be appreciated by your “brothers” (I would have used “soul brothers”, but I didn’t want to date myself. Excuse me.), you have to commit a crime. Jaywalk in front of a cop, and mouth out to him, if he gives you shit about it. Urinate in public. Grope a fairly attractive nun…emphasis on fairly attractive. Just do something that will get in you in handcuffs, fingerprinted, photographed, a lousy public defender and a prison sentence.

2) A BLACK MAN SHOULDN’T BE EDUCATED

What’s the point of being smart if the world doesn’t respect you in the first place? Excelling in sports, music, fucking, and the art of verbal bullshit is a no-no. Sure, George Washington Carver discovered that sweet potatoes, soybeans and peanuts can be alternative crops to cotton. Sure, Benjamin Banneker invented the wooden clock, write the 1792 Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland and Virginia Almanac and Ephemeris and assisted in the survey of the original borders of the District of Columbia. Otis Boykon invented the artificial heart pacemaker control.  Charles Drew invented the process of blood transfusion. Jerry Lawson designed the Fairchild Channel F, the first programmable ROM cartridge-based video game console. And so on and so forth.

Why did I mention these names? They’re not coo, interesting or hip, like Kayne West, Lebron James and Tyler Perry. They were square, acting white and proper. Don’t get me started with the forty-fourth President of the United States. Just don’t.  So, don’t have any big ideas. They’ll only make you lonely and lame.

3) A BLACK MAN SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN ONE BABY MAMA

Sexually conquering a woman’s one thing, but that’s just it. One thing. How can you be taken seriously as an African-American male if you don’t have a lot of “hoes” on your contact list in your cell phone (Make sure Latisha’s phone number doesn’t get mixed with Maxine’s icon, or your ass will end us on Jerry Springer). If you don’t believe that, just take off your clothes, guys, and look at yourself in the mirror. With a dick like yours, you should be knocking down buildings, let alone laying hotties. If one of them gets pregnant, hit the road before they get you into the marriage trap and find another squeeze. If the second girl gets pregnant too, do the same. Wash and rinse. Repeat when the time comes.

4) A BLACK MAN SHOULDN’T WATCH WOODY ALLEN FILMS

There’s really something wrong with you, if you’ve rented “Annie Hall”, “Manhattan”, “Radio Days” or “Broadway Danny Rose” from Netflix. Why would you want to watch the film of a nebbish Hebrew from Brooklyn? There’s no black people in his films (Chiwetel Ejiofor doesn’t count because he’s African-British), so why bother to. Do you  really care about a smart guy who worries about almost everything while trying to get a girl that brother could get without any trouble or effort?

Hell, no!

Stick with Tyler Perry films when you’re with your second, third or fourth baby mama. The man may love like the black Norman bates, without the blood, dead bodies and knives, but he’s worth it and you’ll thank yourself.

I could go on, but you guys are feeling what I’m saying. Just follow these rules, and you’ll become a proud, upstanding blight on society and not a geeky Uncle Tom like me.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Electra Luxx A Gonzo Comedy Sequel With a Heart. . .and Boobies.


Being a fan of “Women In Trouble”, the first chapter of the “Women” trilogy by filmmaker Sebastian Guitterez (“Rise: Blood Hunter”, co-wrote “Snakes On A Plane”), I looked forward to see the follow-up, “Elektra Luxx”. Why? It’s just nice to see an indie sequel, and I survived the “Transformers” saga.
 The story reintroduces the title character from “WIT”, played by the lovely Carla Gugino (“Watchmen”, “Frank Miller’s Sin City”, “Sucker Punch” and Mr. Guitterez’s old lady). Retired from the adult film industry to her being knocked up by a now-late rock star, Elektra makes a living as (what else) a seduction teacher for the ladies at a community center.

Things seem easygoing, until shaky flight stewardess Cora (Marley Shelton, another “WIT” alum, “Grindhouse”), the reason of said rock star’s passing (they had Mile High sex), appears with a forgiveness plea, a plethora of songs about the ex-skin flick starlet, penned by the rock star, and a proposition to seduce her fiancée. However, hunky shamus Dell (Emmy-nominee Timothy Olyphant of “Deadwood” and “Justified”), hunting for the songs, gets mistaken, for the real fiancée (Justin Kirk of “Animal Practice”), putting Elektra in a self-reflective funk.

There are two sidebar plots here. Elektra’s old porn compeer, dim-bulb Holly Rocket (Adrianne Palicki of “Friday Night Lights: The Series”) deals with her growing sexual feelings for her gal pal, harlot Bambi Lindberg (spunky Emmanuelle Chriqui of “Entourage” and “Thundercats 2.0”) .Sex blogger/fanboy Bert Rodriguez (a daffy Joseph Gordon-Levitt of “Inception”) bemoans over the retirement of his favorite skin film thespian (is there such a thing?) while    clueless of the feelings towards him from drug store clerk Trixie (sunny Malin Akerman of “Watchmen” and “Wanderlust”). Isn’t love grand.

Like “WIT”, “Luxx” is a Skinamax film meets a Lifetime film meets a Kevin Smith film. It’s doesn’t have the right to be good with its sexual frankness (never be trapped in an elevator with a naked guy, ladies!) and minuscule production values, but it does, due to Mr. Guitterez’s gonzo, breezy and inventive script and direction and the actors he has.

Echoing Rita Hayworth without Production Code rules, Ms. Gugino’s so inventive here (she even plays an incarcerated twin sister with a lisp), it’s bizarre she’s not an A-list thespian. Ms. Palicki twists the dumb beauty stereotype to hilarious and thoughtful heights to combat Ms. Chriqui’s to the letter practicality. It’s weird and funny, as Rodriguez, who still lives his mom, that Mr. Levitt would elevate an exploitative medium to an art form while Mr. Olyphant, like in “Catch & Release”, is a stud with a soul. Ms. Akerman will probably get more room to breathe in the upcoming third chapter “Women In Ecstasy”. Who knew drug store clerks can be so damn cute?                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Other cast members add to the proceedings: Kathleen Quinlain (“Breakdown”, “Apollo 13”) is a Jackie Collins-like scribe; Isabella Guitterez (the filmmaker’s niece) reprises her old soul kid role from “WIT”; Amy Rosoff is Bert’s spitfire sister who wants to be an Internet pin-up girl; Vincent Kartheiser is the naked schmuck in the elevator (!) and Oscar nominee Julianne Moore (“The Big Lebowski”) has an uncredited part as the Virgin Mary (!). If you get the DVD, you’ll notice Eric Stoltz (“Pulp Fiction”, “Modern Love”) gets a “Back to the Future” treatment in the deleted scenes section as he plays the hubby of one of Elektra’s students. The faux trailer of Elektra’s last film (Sergio Leone meets Russ Meyer) is a hoot as it follows the end credits scroll.

It’s not Oscar material, but “Luxx” has enough heart to be better than an average sexploitation romp.

Monday, January 14, 2013

My old grade school


St. Clare Roman Catholic School. I attended there from 1982-1991...I had no real friends, except for the teachers!!!